Wednesday, June 20, 2007

poor man's posh


a little stumped as to what i should post today, i asked my pal kerry for an idea of something light to chat about today. her response:

Kerry: umm....how about the the fact that insurance companies should begin to cover genetic testing for breast cancer since the tests are available and effective and allow for preventative measures to be taken / aggressive screening to help lower the overall cost of treatment

awesome.

well, i wont be discussing breast cancer today. er...sorry? now i feel kinda guilty about it. like is should be blogging about something important like cancer. shit.

whatever, let's talk about katie holmes. i mean, christ woman. she aged literally 25 years in the last 18 months. why is tom TRYING to make her unattractive? he doesn't want her, i think we can all safely say that's a fact at this point. so why does he care if she's hot? doesn't her being hit in the face bring his stock down?

i really would kill to know the terms of their agreement. i wonder how i can get some face time with one of those "reliable sources" always featured in US Weekly and figure it out. between the people i know and the people you know, one of us has connections to the TomKat lair. actually, i'm sure there's all kindsa freakay shite going on in there. i can hear the lambs screaming...

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