Monday, June 11, 2007

jungle cats

UPDATE: Bill Simmon's take on the Yanks at the moment: I'm more amazed that my Uncle Ricky e-mailed me this morning with the subject heading "9 1/2." Congrats, you swept the Pirates at home. We're all impressed.

Told you he could say it better.

WARNING: This Post Sucks

i started writing about cougars - the leathery skinned, Revlon-wearing, leopard-print-loving old ladies, not the puma-like creatures ready to pounce. then again, they fit that definition as well.

anyway, that's where the title of this blog comes from, but i'm 23 and could care less about anyone over 30. unless you're my mom or someone awesome, 30+somethings don't really exist to me. bitchy? sure, but hey, 2 points for honesty as our Guster boys taught us. regardless, it's a hot post title, and i figured it would get you reading. so, thanks for being here.

onward! i decided to write about the red sox (ps i just wrote red sex. take from that what you will...). when you don't really have much to talk about, the majority of the world discusses the weather. bostonians are the greatest people on earth, however, so we talk about the sox. and currently, we're dominating, as per usual, so it seems fitting to discuss said domination.

living in NYC during baseball season sucks. right now, the yankees are on a winning "streak" by this i mean they've won a handful of games and they're still about 10 games back, but for some reason i still have to listen to the jokers on the 7 train or in any bar i walk into squawking about A-Rod's 2 homers in last night's game or something equally as hypocritical. i mean, manny sucks a lot of the time, or schilling has a slump and we do bitch and moan, but could yankees fans define fair-weather anymore than they do??

Just the thought of the day. nothing original, so further/better comments on the sox i'll leave to you, friends (yes, i heard the comments and removed the thing that forces you to sign up for google blog to comment. you can post away w/o signing up now) or to the sports guy, who's waaaaaaaaay better at this than i am (evidence).

PS How great is The Post?

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