i'm in the bitchiest mood today and i have some time to kill. so you're getting nothing but fierce.
you know, what's so annoying about shitty days at work...when they're on fridays, am i right or am i right?? (yeah i just got a total urge to write this post as if it's a bad stand up comedy routine. it's cracking me up so i'm keeping it going.)
so i says to myself today, i says "self, how can i make this day better?"
anyway, i decided either by kicking babies or getting crushed. so i'm getting crushed. now, i have a question to propose to guys. what if you saw a girl sitting at a bar alone on a friday evening, having a few beers....maybe a shot or 7? would you be completely attracted to her? the woman of your dreams?
the correct answer is yes.
anyway, what else sucks about today? ummm it's the most beautiful day of the year and i'm at a desk drinking seltzer water with the shakes b/c the tequila from 3 days ago finally cleared my system. i'm salivating at the thought of a beer, i mean...thats not that healthy.
all right, i've really got nothing, so i'll leave you with something awesome:
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ADAM & EVE
In the name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful
And when thy Lord said unto the angels: Lo! I am about to place a viceroy in the earth, they said: Wilt Thou place therein one who will do harm therein and will shed blood, while we, we hymn Thy praise and sanctify Thee? He said: Surely I know that which ye know not.
And He taught Adam all the names, then showed them to the angels, saying: Inform me of the names of these, if ye are truthful.
They said: Be glorified! We have no knowledge saving that which Thou hast taught us. Lo! Thou, only Thou, art the Knower, the Wise.
He said: O Adam! Inform them of their names, and when he had informed them of their names, He said: Did I not tell you that I know the secret of the heavens and the earth? And I know that which ye disclose and which ye hide.
And when We said unto the angels: Prostrate yourselves before Adam, they fell prostrate, all save Iblîs. He demurred through pride, and so became a disbeliever.
And We said: O Adam! Dwell thou and thy wife in the Garden, and eat ye freely (of the fruits) thereof where ye will; but come not nigh this tree lest ye become wrongdoers.
But Satan caused them to deflect therefrom and expelled them from the (happy) state in which they were; and We said: Fall down, one of you a foe unto the other! There shall be for you on earth a habitation and provision for a time.
Then Adam received from his Lord words (of revelation), and He relented toward him. Lo! He is the Relenting, the Merciful.
We said: Go down, all of you, from hence; but verily there cometh unto you from Me a guidance; and whoso followeth My guidance, there shall no fear come upon them neither shall they grieve.
But they who disbelieve, and deny Our revelations, such are rightful owners of the Fire. They will abide therein.
Verses of the Qur'ân
Surah: 2/30-39
hey thanks! the quran is IT!
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