by the power of grayskull!

it's a slow wednesday and i'm still feeling a little under the weather, so let's talk gossip.

i heard a rumor that a He-man movie is in preproduction. you know he-man, the most powerful man in the universe...well, supposedly he's being played by brad pitt.

discuss.

i mean, he-man's pretty gay. wow. i can actually hear my brother and cousin moaning over this because of the countless hours those two screamed battle cries before diving off the rock wall in our front yard. but, i mean, he was/is gay. easy now. there's nothing wrong with that blah blah blah - i'm only mentioning his sexuality b/c the guy had a blond bob and never wore a shirt (so...maybe not gay, but an anna wintour wanna-be?). also to segue into the fact that brad pitt is the perfect casting choice for said movie. as much as he may have once been a stud (though i, personally was never really on that bandwagon), he's now angelina's bitch. plain and simple.

ok, i don't feel like talking about brad pitt anymore, so back to the master of the universe. most every child of the 80s remembers him. so then how could it be possible that the show was canceled after only 2 seasons?? even more shocking is that i actually remember a decent amount about the bodice-ripping Aryan and his snobby alter-ego Prince Adam, and the show premiered the year before i was born!

i've mentioned how much i hate remakes and sequels, but again, i'll prove myself a hypocrite (get used to this) by saying a remake of He-man would be hellabetter than another spongebob movie....