this is the first and last time i will say this - but i don't know shit.
they're back. it's announced. posh is in! i mean you knew the other 4 ho's were in. wtf else are they doing? but that little minx, posh, threw me for a loop. i forgot about the almighty buck. a cool $20mill, of course she's in! that's like manicures for a month!
anyway - we're gonna have to work on some new names for these sluts. i mean, sporty is not so...cough...sporty anymore. lesbian spice? does that work? box spice? yeah, that's fierce. and classy.
anyway, let's discuss this picture for a minute. posh is amazing and awful and the only one of them who can rock those pleather pants and ohlawdy that shirt. she's my fucking hero.
i can feel how pissed off sporty is that she has to stand next to her. actually, i'll stop with the sporty bashing. she looks pretty normal. but she's probably shopping at k-mart at this point (i mean...the belt?) so i'm kind of happy for her. get her ass to a personal trainer and back in some james' jeans and she'll no longer be hiding behind those 6" thick bangs.
ginger, ginger, ginger....a) botox. b) most of us stopped playing dress up in our grandmother's Great Depression clothes when we were 7... c) those shoes don't match anything. especially not that dress. i, for one, am actually hoping she goes back to that godawful red-blond streaked look she rocked in '98.
baby is so coked out, she has no idea where she is let alone that someone dressed her up as the wicked witch of the west. $50 that bow tie thing leads to a cape...
scary, i can't really shit on. she's hot. she just had a kid and is in constant battle with that dick of a baby daddy, eddie murphy. i guess maybe i feel for her. i'll probably be there in 5-7 years. actually, i can shit on her. those shoes have to go, babe...
the moral of the story: 25 city tour by christmas. who's in??
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