spicy

i read somewhere that the cure for writers' block is reading. well, that person is genius because i just read dlisted and found the most amazing idea i've ever heard. well, that's strong, the most amazing idea i've ever heard is one from my brother, who invented that salsa cans/glasses/whatever should be weighted so that, as you eat the salsa, a plate lifts up so that the salsa stays on the top and you dont have to dip your hand into the salsa rimmed glass so as to get tomato and oniony residue all over your distal phalanges (fingers. i'm smart).

anyway, some marketing GENIUS decided that Posh should become an LA Galaxy Cheerleader!! that's the soccer team or something that becks' plays for. i mean, could Posh have been created for a better role other than the ditzy blond cheerleader? well, one problem....she doesn't smile. ever.

SO that brings me to my next awesome idea - a spice girls reunion! i'm sad to say that on more than one halloween, i had the great pleasure of dressing up as both posh and sporty spice. apparently i hang out with a lot of blondes, because on another occasion i was forced to be charlotte york from sex and the city because i'm the only brunette. standing around chicks who dressed up as naked at some frat's halloween party and i'm in a fetching cardigan... needless to say i drank way too many cosomo's and spent the night puking in my communal dorm bathroom. that's probably what sporty spice is doing right now - and Baby too as soon as she gets her legs down from up, over her head.

But Posh won't go for it. guaranteed. with this new clothing line and reality tv show, there's no chance she'll go back to her roots. she'd be crazy to do it. i bet she actually thinks she's the first wannabe celeb (yeah that was supposed to be punny b/c of the spice girls song "wannabe"...you there?) to have the brilliant idea of creating a clothing line.

regardless, whoring yourself out on stage or in your rich husband's bed? i'd take becks. at least you get hotter arm candy than scary spice and her afro (and, maybe, eddie murphy's kid?).