every once and awhile, i have an original thought. then i'm quickly slammed down like naomi campbell's latest assistant after a cell phone is rifled off her dome when i read better, funnier, more intelligent, over all faster blog posts. that's why these peeps get paid more than the intern's salary i've somehow made work by living off bologna sammiches and vodka.
So here's my weekly roundup of the most hilarious, SO-MF-TRUE!! articles/posts:
- valley wag's "culture of complaint" post on idiotic,embarrassing facebook groups. honestly, i'm mostly embarrassed that "1mm strong against palin" has less than 40k members...
- ny mag's "nairtini gossip girl recap" article, complete with brilliant point system. desperately figuring out who i need to sleep with to become leighton meester's writer's assitant.
- gawker's coverage on letterman's continued bashing of mccain. amazing use of "sullied".
- the return of mystery!! homeboy was doing magic tricks! that's gotta go on the mediocre sex list. or not, since there's a -2% blacked out chance in hell that any chick i know would drop her pants for a dude in goggles w/ a card deck as his mojo.
- drew and ed. barrymourning. i can't BELIEVE i didn't get there first AND at a kings of leon show. kick. in. face.
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