is that a beret?

all right, this needs to be discussed. what's going on with my girls?? since i was probably 14, i've had maybe, 3 celeb chicks that i love -- legit lezbotlovelove. in no particular order they are:

Kelly Clarkson
Britney Spears
Lindsay Lohan

Sure, other chicks have come and gone like your typical summer fling. I still crush rachel mcadams, but i recently found out she's like 45, so i'm getting over her haggard ass. i'm not ready to take on cougars until i get my first botex injection...i just can't relate.

But these ladies have my heart. now, say what you will about LiLo. she takes more drug cocktails on a daily basis than an AIDS patient, should probably sponsor keitel one, and has dabbled in the art of wrapping your mercedes around a tree. BUT throughout it all, she's still hot. now that she's slowly weened of the blow-only diet (and yeah, that can probably be taken a few different ways...) she looks even hotter!

even kelclark. sure, she needs to lay off the bologna and cheese sammys, but she cleans up well and you gotta respect that she goes to blows with the biggest music mogul out there to get her songs heard. are they shitty songs? well, i'm not buying that gawdawful album, but hey, my respect, kel. seeing her live at lilith fair...er...her summer concert at great woods, i was even more impressed. though, babe, you need to throw down a few bills for a stylist. that's all i'm saying.

now, brit...i mean, wow is about all i can manage to say anymore. sometimes you gotta throw your hand in and let god take over. now, for my money, it doesn't get any better than her live performance of Slave. hot, pre-kids brit. before the umbrella attack and the granny panties. but on the brightside...the new video is probably going to win the ultimate unintentional-comedy prize. she's a poor man's elvira in that picture and that's a hectic statement -- i didnt know it was possible to have a worse version of elvira. actually, thinking about it. elvira's kind of a hot slut.

that doesn't change the fact that brit doesn't have a chance in hades of this album being anything but a hot mess. i'm excited to see the new technological advances in airbrushing, though. hopefully they're shooting the whole thing in black and white.

so, sorry brit, but you've now officially been knocked out of the top 3 and replaced with Cat Deeley (or at least her wardrobe...) .