what's the deal with our food? first, shit-tons of puppies and kitties start dying then this toothpaste tainted with anti-freeze, and now there's botulism all up in our canned foods?? (ps botulism?!? i thought that died out w/ small pox and the bubonic plague. wtf??)if there was a better time and reason to be anorexic, i don't know when it could be. and still, still i'm sitting in my office waiting for the murray's bagel delivery. for all i know their dough is hand-delivered by seedy Chinese ninjas (yes, i'm aware ninja's aren't from china, but they probably had chinese influences and any use of ninja is a good use), and the accompanying bolthouse juices are really bottles of african witch doctor pee (easy, there really are still witch doctors out there...comment that i'm racist. seriously.).
try their whole wheat everything bagel, though, and i can pretty much guarantee you'll roll the dice with the possible result of your liver imploding or your kids being born with 11-teen heads.
honestly, though, can we not test this shit? i read that less than 1% of all food coming into this country is tested by the FDA. ummm....what other job do you have, FDA?? literally, you test foods and drugs...all day. that's all you need to do. i'm pretty sure it wouldn't be too hard to deduce that asian "pizza dough" is really cardboard with dog particles.
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