apparently this online dating thing is normal now? i'm not sure if i agree with that. you still judge, you know? i mean, meeting a dude online aren't you pretty skeptical that he actually took the time to upload his pictures online and meticulously fill out all those questions about how he gets turned on by tattoos and how girls who love parrots totally weird him out?anyway, i've convinced a friend of mine to join match.com. of course, she doesn't need it being one hot little vixen, but she's graciously accepted this challenge to provide my readers with an educational look into the world of online dating.
also, she can shove it b/c who doesn't want to hook up as much as possible? so we'll follow this pal as she strolls down the path to awkward first dates and unwanted kisses goodnight, er...i mean...love or something...
along her journey, however, she will face a few obstacles like the AGRO CRAGGG remember that shit?! GUTS! that was the hottest show. "Let's go to Mo with the results!"
seriously.
challenge number one: choosing a name. your match.name is the first thing boys will see. so it can't be too out there or hard to remember, but it shouldn't really have anything to do with your name or current IM names or serious stalkage is bound to ensue. but it still has to be "you" right? i don't even know what i just said. i definitely just blacked out.
challenge number two: getting over the "what kind of boys are on this thing?" focus on how cute they are. let's face it. if you were at a bar that's all you'd be thinking anyway. and, who actually has a cool personality? like 2% of the population, and at least 1.5% of that 2% is hit. so focus on looks. it's the only fair way.
stay tuned for spicy updates...
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