"Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist," and other things that will be recited at my wedding

wow. where to begin?? apologies on being a day late posting. apologies to stephanie savage and the rest of the ggirl writers for thinking you'd completely lost your minds when you simply, selflessly took an early vacation and allowed dorota to write the last episode. but thank god you're back.

a few things to note about this rundown:
1. i have yet to read daily intel or gawker or any other better, smarter blog's take on this 'sode. they're writing their posts for you. i'm writing this for me. because this week was so good, i almost cried. but then stopped because each time it was when blair was on screen and also crying and i realized she's the prettiest crier ever so i shouldn't even try.
2. i'm not talking about the baby situation. i'm just not. adoption? abortion? i can't think that far ahead. it's too taxing. i don't know if it's an existing kid (can you imagine if it were serena?? ick....but i'm a little into it cause i totally hate the dan/serena thing anyway. and i'm sick. and a masochist. and a narcissist.) or a new kid who suddenly strolls back from france to be chuck 2.0. i just can't. it's late.
3. i'm actually not going to discuss lilly at all. or serena really. wait i will discuss serena because i have to mention aaron's facial....situation...but not lilly. can't we just make this the blair-chuck show??

so. ok. wow. this episode is what a pop culture addict's dreams are made of. did anyone else think that serena was wearing a slip and then suddenly it was an actual "dress"?? she WOULD wear lingerie to her step-father's funeral. loved the hair though. at least that tats weren't out...

god i hope rufus stays on this show forever and ever. everything about him makes me laugh. the tight turtleneck sweater, the way he just sits alone playing guitar in his loft (which has become the most transient place since port charles general hospital ... no GH fans out there? robin w/ the hiv? sonny and the mafia? luke, laura and lucky??), how we gave him the most cliche closing line ever. go off to france, find you 25 year old kid, write a song about it and hire tom hanks as your manager and a kid who refuses to take his sunglasses off as your drummer and we'll see you next season.

aaron, on the other hand, christ. someone throw this kid a bottle of ky and a stack of anime porn. he's officially the creepiest dude on network tv. or hand him a mach 3 and my number. HOW does serena get an all expenses paid trip to south america away from her insane family with just her boyfriend at only 17 years old when she HASN'T EVEN PUT OUT YET!! the longest i think i've waited to sleep with a dude to test this theory was 12 (longmotherfucking) days. and you know what i got? a tom petty cd. i was also 17.

all right. it's time.

blair. hearts. breaking.
chuck. too. sexy.

who pulls aggro drunk off that well?? i'm so glad he didn't puke or go over the top with it. just was. chuck is pissed. and he's drunk. and he's still just as sexy. i can't wait for him to do something completely outrageous with all of bart's money. like buying loads of diamonds for blair or my dream nantucket beach house or dorota.

for real, these two could continue this back and forth of "i love you" / "that's too bad" for 10 more seasons. i'd still watch this cock tease tango over and over again. i wasn't even turned off that blair was the big spoon in bed, post-chuck's not-cry. and usually that's grosser than midget porn to me. and i love that blair just peaced on her mom's wedding to spoon. and be gorgeous. and sigh perfect. (Ed. note: what are the odds i don't come into work tomorrow sporting a dvf dress and matching headband?)

ummmmm in searching for an image to close this post, i came across this: http://blairandchuck.com/ and so i now need to go spend THE REST OF MY LIFE on this site. excuse me...