damn the man

so the last...forever...since my last post was not entirely my fault. mostly it was, but also, my first amendment right was stolen from me as my site was blocked at work. and i've been too wasted before and after work to get it together to post something dope from home.

it's been so long, i don't really even know where to begin. so i'm thinking about things that i love. boys, rum, being organized, shopping with other people's money, and australia.

as we're entering the holiday season, i'd like to share a little article with you about my (future) countrymen.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/lifestyleaustraliachristmasoffbeat;_ylt=AjxRtdeheNEcm8WVk9rCuG_tiBIF

ok, you're clearly too lazy to click on that...punk, so i'll give you a little overview. those ridiculous(ly awesome) sydneysiders decided that santas saying "ho ho ho" is offensive to women, so they now must say "ha ha ha".

honestly...i'm offended that you think, sydney, that i'm going to think i'm being called by name when santa shouts "ho ho ho". like i'm actually going to turn around and bitchslap the dude, alll "who you callin' a ho, fatty!"

so this brings us to the real question -- did the above scenario actually happen? and who was there but didn't catch it on video? or, worse, if it didn't happen -- who was sitting around and just thought this up? maybe it will also offend gardeners. you know, hoes...?

yikes, sorry...there was something there. couldn't hit it.

man, australians are so nuts. it's good to hear they're taking a little break from hate crimes against aborigines and asians though. lay it on the bitchez....