can't fault a drunk

this whole match.com series thing was a great idea. cept then i remembered that my pal is one of maybe 3 people who booze more than i do. that said, she's chosen the bottle over creating a match account.

i respect that.

so we'll move on to probably the biggest challenge facing internet dating: the picture. you've gotta show something that makes you look...well...hot. but also fun, though not too fun, cause then you're advertising that you're a fall down drunk or immature or something. and isn't dating all about discovering those secrets??

and when searching through pictures...oh boy. 90% of the dudes out there have pics from 3-10 years ago when they had hair and were 40lbs lighter. and if it's out of focus...the camera was trying to tell you something.

unless it's a picture like this, then what you see is what you get.



and yes, i'm including this just b/c this post sucks. and even midgets dressed like dalmatians can't make this thing funny.