tell me he doesn't wax too....

if one more person tries to tell me adrien brody is hot. so help me... we're not talking about that stud from the oc, ladies. no no, i'll give adam brody to you...but i will tell you that he's a dick for breaking up with summer.

we're discussing the dude from the pianist. exhibit a:



homeboy needs a nose job. yesterday. this guy hooks up with everyone in hollywood too. remember when he made out with halle berry?! who the haaaaaaayll do you think you are?? if you saw this clown in a bar and had no idea that he'd been in some borderline memorable films a few years ago you wouldn't even let him buy you a drink (Ed note. that's a lie because i let a guy buy me a drink last night who spent 40 mins talking about how he writes science fiction musicals. in no way is that an exaggeration).

and, you know, i'm throwin' this out there -- i'm not really buying that he's that talented. i loved the pianist. i did. heavy, WWII shit is my jam. esp if you're ever shooting in black and white or using some kind of crazy effect like they did when the whole film went silent/ringing when the bomb went off in the dude's building. but i mean -- how hard is it to convey that you can't hear for 30 seconds??

so...since then he's been in what? king kong?! there was a scene in that movie where king kong wrestles dinosaurs. dinosaurs! for over 20 minutes. so no, i don't respect your work in that film, sir.

anyway, i don't really have anything against him or care about much that he does. i just saw this picture and it totally pissed me off that he's walkin' around, bedding chicks.

PS i just got word he shops at abercrombie.